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Friendly Mails |
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Dear Reader,
On here I want you to share with me some interesting and funny stuff I receive in friendly emails now and then from friends all over the world, sometimes I even translate them into German. Enjoy, let me know what you think or send me some of your favourite links, please.
I hereby declare not being responsible for the contents of any links.
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Liebe Leserin, lieber Leser!
Auf dieser Seite zeige ich von Freunden aus der ganzen Welt -meist in Englisch - erhaltene E-mails die zum Schmunzeln oder Staunen anregen sollen. Ich freue mich über jede Zusendung, erkläre mich aber nicht verantwortlich für den Inhalt oder die Funktion eines Links.
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Caro Lettore/Lettrice,
Su questa pagina voglio farti vedere delle cose buffe o interessanti che ricevo ogni tanto nella mia Posta degli Amici. Qualche volta traduco ciò che ricevo perfino in Tedesco. Divertiti, fammi sapere cosa ne pensi oppure segnalami per favore i tuoi siti preferiti. Con la presente declino qualsiasi responsabilità per i contenuti dei siti segnalati.
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This is Maukie.
Who made her nobody knows, so she found a home here in Austria.
Click her, and she will follow your cursor - turn your speakers on
and hear her even purr and miaow.
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Today's Liz Special
February 02, 2012
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Married Life |
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Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
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What's the Difference? |
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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.
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Trip to the Holy Land |
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A Scotsman, who was planning a trip to the Holy Land, was aghast when he found it would cost fifty dollars an hour to rent a boat on the Sea of Galilee. "Hoot mon," he said, "in Scotland it wouldna ha been more than $20." "That might be true," said the travel agent, "but you have to take into account that the Sea of Galilee is water on which our Lord himself walked." "Well, at $50/hour for a boat," said the Scotsman, "it's no wonder he walked."
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What have we learned in 2.064 years? |
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The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled,
public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be
tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should
be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to
work, instead of living on public assistance.
- Cicero - 55 BC
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Blonde |
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A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"
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Getting the lid off |
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A pharmacist is going over the directions on a prescription bottle with an elderly patient. "Be sure not to take this more often than every 4 hours," warned the pharmacist.
"Don't worry," replied the patient. "It takes me 4 hours to get the lid off!"
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Drinks On The House |
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Q: Why did the fool climb up on the roof?
A: Because he heard that the drinks were on the house.
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New colleague |
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John brought his new colleague, Peter, home for dinner. As they arrived at the door, his wife rushed up, threw her arms around John and kissed him passionately. "My goodness", said Peter, "and how long have you been married?" "22 years", replied John. "You must have a fantastic marriage if your wife greets you like that after all those years." "Don't be fooled! She only does it to make the dog jealous."
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"Chocolate Art" (Liz loves this one) |
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